I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.