I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.