I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.