I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.