I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.