I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?