I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.