I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.