I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
Gracie AllenThis used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie AllenYou kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
Gracie Allen