I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.