I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.