I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.