I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.