I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.