I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.