I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.