Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.