Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.