Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.