My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.