My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.