You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.