You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.