Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.