You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.