When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.