When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."