When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.