When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.