When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.