Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.