Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.