Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.