This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie AllenWe favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
Gracie AllenSmartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie AllenLet's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.
Gracie Allen