Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.