You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.