I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.