Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."
Gracie AllenThis recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
Gracie AllenIt's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
Gracie AllenYou kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
Gracie Allen