I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.