I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.