I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.