I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.