I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.