I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.