It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.