When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie AllenThis used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie AllenI left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
Gracie Allen