All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.