All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.