This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie AllenI often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
Gracie AllenA young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.
Gracie AllenWe favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
Gracie Allen