I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Gracie AllenI left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
Gracie AllenIt's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
Gracie AllenI often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
Gracie Allen