All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?