I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.