I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.