I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.