I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.