I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.