I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.