Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.