Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.