Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.