Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.