People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?