Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.