Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.