Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.