I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
Always be classy. Never be crazy.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.
Don't waste the pretty
Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?