I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?