Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
Greg BehrendtBut he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
Greg BehrendtSometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.
Greg BehrendtPart of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
Greg BehrendtIt's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less - even a vague pathetic facsimile of less - than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get, and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to.
Greg Behrendt