If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.