It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.