I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.