My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.