For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.

Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.