There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.