Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.
Greg BehrendtI love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
Greg BehrendtIt's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
Greg BehrendtWhen we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.
Greg BehrendtSend her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
Greg BehrendtI have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
Greg Behrendt