Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!