Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.