I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.