I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.

Don't waste the pretty

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.