I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.