There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.