Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
Greg BehrendtIf my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
Greg BehrendtI don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.
Greg Behrendt