Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.