He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.

It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.