When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.