When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.