It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less - even a vague pathetic facsimile of less - than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get, and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.