I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

You are not easily forgotten.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves