Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

big plans require big action

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.