My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.