Good enough to tweet, not to say.

Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.