Good enough to tweet, not to say.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.