Good enough to tweet, not to say.

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.