Good enough to tweet, not to say.

Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.