The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.