The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

You are not easily forgotten.