I believe in love the verb, not the noun.
Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?
Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.