The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.