Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.