Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation