Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

Good enough to tweet, not to say.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)