I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
Greg BehrendtPeople say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
Greg BehrendtI don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.
Greg Behrendt