Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend