When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time