When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.