Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.