I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.