I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

big plans require big action

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.