Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
Don't waste the pretty
I believe in love the verb, not the noun.
Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?