I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.