Always be classy. Never be crazy.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.