Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.