Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.