Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as Iโve gotten older. But now I donโt want to be โsort of datingโ someone. I donโt want to be โkinda hanging outโ with someone. I donโt want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
Greg BehrendtI'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
Greg BehrendtI always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.
Greg Behrendt