Some people are just really goofy kind of guitar acts, and they go out and do these colleges and start making a fortune pretty early on. And other people - I know guys who are great comics, who've done the Letterman show many times, who still barely pay their bills.

There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.

In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story

Seventy-two virgins - does that make sense to anyone? And it's an ancient religion, maybe it was misinterpreted? Maybe it's not 72 virgins, maybe it's a 7-foot-2 Persian.

The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.

I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.

If they [peple] really hate you, that means you're doing something right.