I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.